Top 5 Sexiest — I Mean, Creepiest Amazon Items

 

1. Boob Enhancing Soap

Boob Enhancing Soap
Boob Enhancing Soap
Who needs expensive breast enhancement surgeries when you’ve got SOAP?

2. Showerboob Soap

Shower boobies!
Shower boobies!
For that super creepy man in your life. ♥♥♥

3. The Ball Lifter

The Ball Lifter
The Ball Lifter
For the man in your life who needs a “bit more support” in certain departments.

4. My Pink Wink… Anal Brightening Cream

My Pink Wink, great name!
My Pink Wink, great name!
This is the best product name ever.

5. Bacon Flavored Lubricant

Boink and Oink!
Boink and Oink!
Nope, wait, this one is better… Boink and Oink. brb dying

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