#boner:

I know this isn’t Okcupid, but too good not to share. I’m not sure how many chicks this guy has picked up by telling them about his boner, but I’m going to assume not too many based on the fact that he keeps coming back to me? It really irritates me that he’s paid for this membership in order to message me, but that’s what I get for feeding the trolls, or shall I say creeps… s-430

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