#health insurance:

Met a girl on okcupid and went a date. I like large women, but this girl was 4’6″ and weighed 297 lbs. Being the nice guy I am, we went out to the mall. After her buying the whole fucking food court, she then tried to get me to buy her a $90 Minnie Mouse lamp. I said No. she begged. No. she almost started crying. Nooooooo. So we left. In the car, she tells me this. “will you marry me so my son, my daughter, and I can have free Army health insurance?” I slammed on the brakes on I-10 and make her walk. Never heard from her since, and I hope she got her fucking lamp

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