#nasty:

Girl took black n white pictures of herself on the cell phone, but all from the same angle. Looked kind of cute and mysterious, and she said she was a lover of tango from its sensualness. Sounded interesting and like a woman of substance. So when I saw her walking down the street to meet me, I understood why she only took pictures from 1 angle….. because it hid the gigantor nipple/mole/wart thing growing out the side of her left temple that had Bonsai tree roots that seriously needed some trimming….. heck… she should have cut that whole misplaced 3rd nipple wart off. I continued to pretend I was window shopping……. and silently vomitted a little in my mouth.

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