North Carolina

So I’d moved to North Carolina to open a bar with one of my friends I’d known since middle school. I was trying my luck with OkC there — I mean, it’s Raleigh-Durham, there should be some options, right? — and start talking to this girl. Seems amusing through a few messages, we talk a bit, I decide to invite her out to the bar. So she shows up and, as is common, she is about twice the girl she looked in her photos. I mean, I can recognize a Myspace angle, but I give people the benefit of the doubt just in case. This was not one of those cases. So I’m drinking, and she has a couple drinks, and ends up she’s the last person in the bar… And then she straight up offers me sexual favors to pay for the drinks. I will leave it as an exercise to the reader to discern the rest of the evening.

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