#shitfaced:

My first date on OkC got drunk and vomited at a bar. When I offered to walk her home, she refused saying she does not want some stranger from the internet knowing where she lives. I even offered to walk her a few blocks from her place, in which she still refused. I am not going to leave some drunk girl (no matter how obnoxious) stranded in the middle of downtown SJ, so I just walk around town with her for 3 hours. During that time she talked about her pet rats and her scoliosis. After she sobered up, I let her drive home, in which she then texted me the next day to say “I did not feel a romantic connection”.

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