So here is what I am thinking

So here is what I am thinking after going through your profile. We are clearly the two coolest people on this site and we should take advantage of it. We should get married in Vegas and then head to Patagonia for a year long honeymoon, have a dozen aesthetic children that are so awe striking they make the tyrants of the world drop to their knees And then we can move to some Utopia and live happily ever after sipping margaritas and haning out by the pool with the bigfoot. So I’m really banking on you to say yes to this or I’m going to have to just find a stripper and I don’t think the plan will turn out as well. 😉

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